surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth. I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
"You almost hit the unicorn"This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
I just wanna know who built the ocean!